Political Bunker

"Take that bone out of your nose and call me back"

There are two groups of people that have made environmentalism their new home: socialists and enviro-religious fanatics. With the collapse of Marxism, environmentalism has become the new refuge of socialist thinking. And the second group are the people who believe it is a religion; that God is the earth and that God is nothing more than the earth. Actually, it is a modern form of pantheism, where nature is divine. This group wants to preserve the earth at all costs. They want to roll us back, maybe not to the Stone Age, but at least to the horse-and-buggy era.

"I know these people like I know every square inch of my glorious naked body."

"There are more acres of forestland in America today than when Columbus discovered the continent in 1492."

"The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them."

"Sorry to say this, I don't think he's been that good from the get-go. I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL. The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well."

"Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it."

"They oughtta change Black History Month to Black Progress Month and start measuring it."

"The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies."

"I've been racking my brain. I've been trying to figure out how Bob Dole's luggage got on my airplane...I told the doctor, I said, 'Look, I'm worried about the next election.' ... A misunderstanding."